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Ari isn’t just the host, he’s the producer as well. He’s been dabbling in comedy for over 30 years, starting out running an improv company, then a comedy room.
Gifted with 100’s of hamsters running in his brain at any time, you sometimes just have to strap in and enjoy the comedy ride.

Second Wedding Gifts

March 19, 2023

Ever been invited to a second wedding for someone? What do you bring for a gift? Should you bring anything? Our experts have the answers for you.

Guests: Big Daddy Tazz , Dean , Ari , Andrew

Advice For A Younger You

March 12, 2023

A listener wants to know "If you could, what advice would you give to your younger self?" and our experts are provide the advice they would've given themselves.

Guests: Laura , Ari , Andrew , Bryan

Letting Yourself Go

March 5, 2023

There's a right time in every relationship to just "let yourself go"… but what is that right time? Our experts provide us with their thoughts on that right time.

Guests: Shannon , Dean , Ari , Andrew

Downsizing Your Pet

Feb. 26, 2023

A listener writes in and asks: "I'm downsizing and moving to a new apartment, what is the perfect pet for small spaces?" Our experts have some really bad ideas and are happy to share them.

Guests: Shannon , Dean , Ari , Andrew , Shan

Stretching Your Food Budget

Feb. 19, 2023

The price of groceries has gone out of sight! What are people to do? Let our experts give you some bad advice on ways you can take a bite out of your food budget.

Guests: Big Daddy Tazz , Ari , Andrew

It's Those Pants

Feb. 12, 2023

We've all been asked…. "Do these pants make me look fat?" - but what's the right answer? More importantly - what is the wrong answer? Our experts will help with both.

Guests: Shannon , Dean , Ari , Andrew

Teens and Drugs

Feb. 5, 2023

Talking to your kids about drugs is difficult and this week's experts will give their best advice on how to make the conversation so much worse.

Guests: Big Daddy Tazz , Ari , Andrew

Forgiving a friend

Jan. 29, 2023

A listener asks "How do I forgive my best friend for lying to me?" Our experts have some experience with this and are very happy to provide their really bad advice.

Guests: Big Daddy Tazz , Ari , Andrew

Training your pet

Jan. 22, 2023

Our experts discuss their pets, and some offer some really bad advice on training and care.

Guests: Laura , Ari , Andrew , Bryan

Beef up that resume!

Jan. 15, 2023

A listener asks our experts to give some suggestions on the best way to beef up your resume and land that big job.

Guests: Shannon , Dean , Ari , Andrew

My Swearing Baby

Jan. 8, 2023

My infant loves to swear, and it is actually really funny to make him do that. Is it wrong to make him perform for our entertainment?

Guests: Dean , Laurie , Ari

Adam and Eve

Jan. 1, 2023

Our experts go both biblical and medical all at the same time with this conundrum for the ages. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Guests: Dean , Laurie , Ari

Stress Free Travel

Dec. 25, 2022

Travelling can be very stressful for most people, and our experts offer their worst advice for how you can reach your destination in the calmest ways possible.

Guests: Big Daddy Tazz , Ari


Dec. 4, 2022

How do you cure the hiccups? Our experts provide their advice, for better or worse...

Guests: Dean , Laurie , Ari

A Crusty Debate

Nov. 27, 2022

Some people have to cut the crust off every piece of bread, but what do you do when the entire piece is a crust? Our experts give you some advice.

Guests: Dean , Laurie , Ari

Keeping the children safe

Nov. 13, 2022

This week our experts weigh in on keeping children safe in a complex and sometimes dangerous world.

Guests: Laura , Íris , Ari

How do I find a good job?

Nov. 6, 2022

This week, our experts give out some really bad career advice.

Guests: Shannon , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

Language of Love

Oct. 30, 2022

What is more exotic than a foreign tongue? Our experts share with you their ideas on the languages of love.

Guests: Laura , Íris , Ari

Is this love?

Oct. 23, 2022

Whitney Houston asked "how will I know if (insert pronoun of choice here) really loves me" - Our experts help you to answer that question.

Guests: Laura , Íris , Ari

Should I Get Married - Or?

Oct. 16, 2022

Is marriage still the right thing to do for modern couples? Our experts 'ring' in on this topic.

Guests: Shannon , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

Sweet Dreams

Oct. 9, 2022

They say the subconscious is the window into our deepest thoughts and desires, but what if your dreams are disturbing? Our experts weigh in on how to handle the dark side of your dreams.

Guests: Dean , Laurie , Ari

What about horrible children?

Oct. 2, 2022

We all know them. Kids out of control, and parents who have adopted a free-range attitude towards raising children. Our experts give you some suggestions on how to handle those tough conversations

Guests: Lee , Darren , Ari

Advice on Saving Money

Sept. 25, 2022

Our experts give financial planning advice.

Guests: Shannon , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

Should I rent or buy my home?

Sept. 18, 2022

This episode our experts give advice on a basic necessity of life, finding affordable housing.

Guests: Laura , Íris , Ari

I'm sorry?

Sept. 11, 2022

Sometimes you just have to admit you are wrong. Our experts give some suggestions on the 'best' way to apologize.

How do you tell mom she's an awful cook?

Sept. 4, 2022

Some of us remember our mother's cooking fondly… some not so much. How do you tell your mom that that she has nothing compared to week old take out? Our experts weigh in.

Guests: Mike , Jillian , Ari

Teambuilding at the gun range?

Aug. 28, 2022

Our experts provide our listeners with some bang on advice to deal with this workplace gathering

Guests: Íris , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

Romancing the Office

Aug. 21, 2022

There is nothing more rewarding, or dangerous that a workplace romance. Our experts provide their worst advice on navigating workplace passion.

Guests: Shannon , Lee , Ari

Toilet seat - Up or Down?

Aug. 14, 2022

Our experts are flush with advice for this age old question.

Guests: Mike , Jillian , Ari

Maid of Honor

Aug. 7, 2022

Weddings are tough enough, but how do you pick which of your friends to stand beside you at that magic moment. Our experts provide advice on picking the right maid of honor.

Guests: Íris , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

The Will Question

July 31, 2022

No one wants to think about it, but we are all going to die sometime. Our experts weigh in on end of life planning

Guests: Shannon , Lee , Ari

How do I decide who to vote for?

July 24, 2022

Our most sacred responsibility in a democracy is to vote, our experts help you make wise decisions on electing a politician to represent you

Guests: Mike , Jillian , Ari

Losing Weight

July 17, 2022

With chronic obesity on the rise, our experts chime in with their weight loss suggestions

Guests: Íris , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

To share or not to share?

July 10, 2022

Who are we really? Our experts give some very personal advice on protecting your identity from scammers

Guests: Shannon , Lee , Ari

How do I get a life?

July 3, 2022

What do you do if you are completely mediocre? One of our listeners posed the question

Guests: Mike , Jillian , Ari

Who's side is God on?

June 26, 2022

Everyone prays for god to pick their team to win. Our experts look at how god covers the spread and picks a winner.

Guests: Íris , Big Daddy Tazz , Ari

Best Time To Have Kids

June 1, 2022

When is the right time to start a family, and how many kids is the right number. Our experts tackle this idea on this edition.

Guests: Shannon , Lee , Ari