Toilet seat - Up or Down?

Mike is in the podcaster protection program, and his identity cannot be revealed

Jillian is in the podcaster protection program, so we cannot reveal her true identity

Ari isn’t just the host, he’s the producer as well. He’s been dabbling in comedy for over 30 years, starting out running an improv company, then a comedy room.
Gifted with 100’s of hamsters running in his brain at any time, you sometimes just have to strap in and enjoy the comedy ride.