Episodes

July 28, 2024

Family Politics

Isn't it nice to have your family over for dinner? We like that too! But what happens when someone wants to bring up their very different political views? What's the best way to handle that situation, and bring peace to the t...
Guests: Myles Morrison , Dean , Ari , Andrew
July 21, 2024

World Records

This week, a listener writes: "I want to become famous by breaking a Guiness World Record. What would you suggest I do". Our experts come up with some unique suggestions.
Guests: Shannon , Ari , Andrew , Tim Nutt
July 14, 2024

Religious Exemption

A listener has a the excellent idea: "I want to start a religion to avoid paying taxes! But where do I begin?" You know our experts are really bad when it comes to paying their taxes, so that makes them the perfect people to ...
Guests: Dean , Ari , Andrew , Myles Morrison
July 7, 2024

Downsizing

How much stuff do you have? Do you love or hate your stuff? A listener asks: "I must move on , and cant decide what I need to keep, and what to get rid of". Our experts offer their advice on what the right amount of stuff to ...
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
June 30, 2024

Never A Good Time

How do you come to a decision about the right time to put your pet down? Well our Really Bad Experts never say no to a question, and they weigh into this sensitive issue without any due care or attention.
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
June 23, 2024

Strange Ancestry

This episode our experts are digging deep to find their roots. We get to hear their really bad advice about these home DNA tests, how accurate they are, and what you can expect to discover by unearthing your ancestors.
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
June 16, 2024

What's This Rash?

We get strange ideas for bad advice and this week is really bad, as our experts show off their lack of medical expertise and begin to offer really bad advice for treating skin conditions.
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
June 9, 2024

Old Babysitters

It was a very confusing listener question. "How old is too old to hire a babysitter?" but, that didn't stop our Really Bad Experts from trying their best to provide as many answers as they could.
Guests: Dean , Ari , Andrew , Matt Falk
June 2, 2024

Too Old To Drive

As we get older, the time comes when you should just not be driving anymore. What happens though, when your parents have past that point, and still insist on getting behind the wheel? It's a difficult conversation, and our ex...
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
May 26, 2024

Pay The Babysitter

What do babysitters get paid these days? How much should you pay a sitter? All very important questions for parents who just want an evening to themselves. Our experts provide their thoughts on what's right, and what's just w...
Guests: Dean , Ari , Andrew , Matt Falk
May 19, 2024

The Same Old Jokes Again

A listener writes in to ask: "My father keeps telling the same jokes, again and again, when we go out. Is there any way to stop him? He's driving us crazy." Of course our really bad advice experts know a thing or two about te...
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
May 12, 2024

Get Lucky

Everyone likes to get lucky - don't they? But what if you've got really bad luck. Is there a way to get luckier? Is it something you can brush up on? Our experts provide their bad advice to a listener who just wants to improv...
Guests: Dean , Ari , Andrew , Matt Falk
May 5, 2024

Dentistiphobia

Who doesn't enjoy a nice afternoon out? Maybe a nice trip to the Dentist? In this episode, our advice givers offer their thoughts on how to get over your fear of dentists.
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
April 28, 2024

Tax Dodging

Did you file your taxes in time? Now's the time to start planning for next year, and a listner wants some advice on how they can pay less taxes. We've got the wrong people for that!
Guests: Dean , Ari , Andrew , Matt Falk
April 21, 2024

My Dreamy Friend

Have you ever had a friend show up in your dream? Was it uncomfortable or weird? Would you ever tell your friend you were dreaming about them? That's what our exports will sort out this week - what's the right thing to do?
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
April 14, 2024

All Grown Up

This week, our Really Bad Experts tackle the oh-so-common problem "How do I convince my parents that I’m not a failure even though I have two PHD's and still live in their basement?"
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
April 7, 2024

Adopt and Return

Someone actually wanted to know if there was a trial period, or what the returns policy was for adopted children. We didn't know, so we thought we'd better check with our Really Bad Experts.
March 31, 2024

Making Friends

Our technical producer Andrew is shy and awkward, and has trouble finding and making friends. But don't worry, our Really Bad Experts swoop in with lots of advice on how and where to meet new people.
Guests: Lee , Ari , Andrew , Tim Nutt
March 24, 2024

Big Dogs Gotta Bark

What do meth labs and coffee shops have to do with a barking dog? Our Really Bad Experts try and answer the question "How do I tell my neighbor that their dog is barking too loud, and keeping me awake at night without startin...
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
March 17, 2024

Spousal Arguments

This week, our all-male cast of Really Bad Experts wade into marriage counsellor territory as they try to answer the question "How do I win an argument with my spouse?"
March 10, 2024

Cat a Scratchin

Do you have an out of control cat? Well, someone out there does! Our really Bad Experts are here to help you with some great ideas for keeping your cat from ruining the furniture.
Guests: Lee , Ari , Andrew , Tim Nutt
March 3, 2024

How To Skip That Meeting

Aren't we all ready to chew off our own limbs to skip out of another endless Zoom meeting? Our Really Bad Experts have some really bad ideas about the best ways to escape!
Guests: Shannon , Darren , Ari , Andrew
Feb. 25, 2024

The Zombie Apocalypse

We think Ari's been watching a little too much TV lately, but it brought up a great question for our Really Bad Experts: "How would you survive a zombie apocalypse, and save the world?"
Feb. 18, 2024

Taking a Sick Day

Don't we all want to get an extra day off work? Our experts dive right in on the question at the front of all our minds - "How do I fake a sick day at work without getting caught or fired"
Guests: Ari , Andrew , Tim Nutt , Lee